Diskussion:Windows Quellcode

Da gibt es doch noch den echten MS-Code:

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main() {
 while (!CRASHED) {
   display_copyright_message();
   display_bill_rules_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   if (first_time_installation) {
     make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
     do_nothing_loop();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
     hang_system();
   }

   write_something(anything);
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_some_stuff();

   if (still_not_crashed) {
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     basically_run_windows_3_1();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_nothing_loop();
   }
 }

 if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();
 if (fast_cpu()) {
   set_wait_states(lots);
   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 }

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
 printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
 if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);
 else system_memory = open("a:\\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

 while (something) {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
 }
 create_general_protection_fault();
}

--Agent00 20:55, 19. Mär 2007 (CET)

Agents code

Ja der ist auch ned schlecht, könnte man auch reinmachen Cheggerlee | Rede mit einem Schwulen! 20:59, 19. Mär 2007 (CET)