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<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
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Der Begriff "orthogonal" wird von Lehrvollzugsbeamten (umgangssprachlich auch "[[Lehrer]]") häufig verwendet, um Schülern ihre [[Intelligenz]] zu zeigen, sie nachdenklich aussehend zu lassen und um 3 Minuten des Unterrichts damit totzuschlagen, die Schreibweise zu erläutern.
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<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
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<Nori123> Haha
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==Etymologie ==
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<VioletSky> I'm serious
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Woher der [[Name]] kommen kann, ist einigermaßen unklar, man nimmt an, dass
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<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
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"orthogonal" aus der Zahlenhölle an die [[Oberfläche]] kroch, um den Lauf einer Parabel zu beschreiben. Dies scheiterte jedoch an dem Intelligenz-Tunnel, der bekanntlicherweise in einigen [[Mathematiker]]-Gehirnen recht heiß werden kann, weil sich die molekulare Linienstruktur des Wortes einen Riss im Sprunggelenk zuzog und somit länger in dem Fluchttunnel verweilte als normal. Deshalb wurde die Linie heiß und begann in strukturalem Gegensatz zum Metall statt "krumm" "gerade" zu werden.
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<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
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<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
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Eine andere Theorie ist, dass "orthogonal" von "Ort-oh-genial" abstammt, und den "genialen Ort" der [[Gerade]]n beschreibt.  
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<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
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<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
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<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
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== Wissenswertes ==
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<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
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<VioletSky> So there.
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Eine Orthogonale ist in einem [[Koordinatensystem]] ein typisches [[Mobbing]]-[[Opfer]]. Stets steht sie abseits der anderen Geraden. Sie ist nur in einem Fall mit einer anderen zusammen und hat nie etwas mit ihrer Bezugsgeraden zu tun. Sie ist von niederer [[Intelligenz]] und spielt mit Vorliebe in einer selbst gegründeten Jugendband, da sie immer alles kopieren muss, um überleben zu können. Beispiel: Sie ist immer so lang wie alle anderen auch.  
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<FiPo> LOL
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<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
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[[Bild:Orthogonal.jpg|Hier sieht man eine Orthogonale mit ihrer Bezugsgerade]]
 
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[[Kategorie:Mathematik]]
 
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Version vom 6. August 2008, 21:52 Uhr

<Nori123> You don't know jack shit <VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well <Nori123> Haha <VioletSky> I'm serious <VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children <VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. <VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. <VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. <VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. <VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. <VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. <VioletSky> So there. <FiPo> LOL <Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose

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