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Welches Auto soll er in seinem Besitz haben?
 
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<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1b/Profilbild1.png/180px-Profilbild1.png" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Anna Nass wird dich zusammenschlagen.<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">in 3 Jahren</span></nobr></th></tr>
 
<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1b/Profilbild1.png/180px-Profilbild1.png" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Anna Nass wird dich zusammenschlagen.<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">in 3 Jahren</span></nobr></th></tr>
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<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/f7/600px-Hansi_Hinterseer.jpg" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Hansi Hinterseer hat dich zusammengeschlagen.<br />Kommentar: &bdquo;&nbsp;<i style="font-family: Calibri; font-weight: normal;">Der Schlägersänger ist zurück!</i>&nbsp;&ldquo;<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">vor 88 Minuten</span></nobr></th></tr>
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<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/f/f7/600px-Hansi_Hinterseer.jpg/180px-600px-Hansi_Hinterseer.jpg" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Hansi Hinterseer hat dich zusammengeschlagen.<br />Kommentar: &bdquo;&nbsp;<i style="font-family: Calibri; font-weight: normal;">Der Schlägersänger ist zurück!</i>&nbsp;&ldquo;<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">vor 88 Minuten</span></nobr></th></tr>
 
<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/f7/600px-Hansi_Hinterseer.jpg" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Bernd Müller hat dich zusammengeschlagen.<br />Kommentar: &bdquo;&nbsp;<i style="font-family: Calibri; font-weight: normal;">Ich war schon immer sehr schlagkräftig!</i>&nbsp;&ldquo;<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">vor 91 Minuten</span></nobr></th></tr>
 
<tr style="width: 100%;"><th style="width: 10%;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/f7/600px-Hansi_Hinterseer.jpg" width="100%"></th><th style="width: 75%;">Bernd Müller hat dich zusammengeschlagen.<br />Kommentar: &bdquo;&nbsp;<i style="font-family: Calibri; font-weight: normal;">Ich war schon immer sehr schlagkräftig!</i>&nbsp;&ldquo;<br /><input type=button value="Zurückschlagen" id="anschlag"></th><th style="width: 15%;"><nobr><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #BBBBBB;">vor 91 Minuten</span></nobr></th></tr>
 
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<tr><th><span id="e13"><img id="pic" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/0/0d/Apple-Laptop.png/600px-Apple-Laptop.png"><br />Moderne Technik</span></th><th><span id="e14"><img id="pic" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/9/92/Geist.svg"><br />Unheimlich doofe Geister</span></th><th><span id="e15"><img id="pic" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fa/Waffe.png"><br />Mächtige Waffen</span></th><th><span id="e16"><img id="pic" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/9/93/Burger.png"><br />Mc Donald's</span></th></tr>
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Das hat zwar nicht viel mit Waffen zu tun, aber: Wer von euch ist dafür, dass in Deutschland die Gaskammern wieder eingeführt werden?</th></tr>
 
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wollten Sie Ihren Big Mac auch schon mal rückwärts verzehren? Ja? Dann holen Sie sich jetzt die neue Sick Bag!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Kotztuete.JPG" height="400"></th></tr>
 
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wie hat Mc Donald's euer Leben verändert?</th></tr>
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wusstet ihr, dass die meisten Blinden sehr schnell schwarzsehen?<br /><img style="background:#000000;" width="300" height="300"></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Achtung Gewinnspiel! Wer diese Frage richtig beantwortet, gewinnt Land! Was macht ein Lagerfeuer aus?</th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Achtung Gewinnspiel! Wer diese Frage richtig beantwortet, gewinnt Land! Was macht ein Lagerfeuer aus?</th></tr>
 
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<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">Peinliche Photoshop-Fails</div>
<img id="pb" src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png" style="width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;">
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<img id="pb" src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png">
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Der neue Photoshop-Fail der Woche!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1a/Elefanta.png/356px-Elefanta.png"></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Der neue Photoshop-Fail der Woche!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1a/Elefanta.png/356px-Elefanta.png"></th></tr>
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Peinliche Photoshop-Fails <span style="font-weight:normal;">hat sein Profilbild geändert</span><br /><span style="font-size: 13px;"><script type="text/javascript">document.write(datum(6) + " um " + td(Math.floor(Math.random()*10+10)) + ":" + td(Math.floor(Math.random()*60)))</script></font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Peinliche Photoshop-Fails <span style="font-weight:normal;">hat sein Profilbild geändert</span><br /><span style="font-size: 13px;"><script type="text/javascript">document.write(datum(6) + " um " + td(Math.floor(Math.random()*10+10)) + ":" + td(Math.floor(Math.random()*60)))</script></font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;"><img src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png" width="200px"></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;"><img src="Bockwurst Ausschnitt.png" width="200px"></th></tr>
 
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<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">Chuck-Norris-Sprüche</div>
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png" style="width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;">
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<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png">
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Der neue Photoshop-Fail der Woche!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1a/Elefanta.png/356px-Elefanta.png"></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Der neue Photoshop-Fail der Woche!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/1/1a/Elefanta.png/356px-Elefanta.png"></th></tr>
 
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<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/5/54/Obama_Titelbild.png"><div id="c">Barack Obama</div>
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<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/a/ae/Barack_Obama.png">
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/a/ae/Barack_Obama.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Barack Obama<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/a/ae/Barack_Obama.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Barack Obama<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Was treibt ihr so?</th></tr>
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/a/ae/Barack_Obama.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Barack Obama<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/a/ae/Barack_Obama.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Barack Obama<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Was macht ein echtes Lagerfeuer aus?</th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Was macht ein echtes Lagerfeuer aus?</th></tr>
 
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<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">Schöne Landschaften</div>
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;">
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<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png">
 
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Ein sehr schöner Schnappschuss!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/0/02/Grosser_Eisberg.jpg" height="400"></th></tr>
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Ein sehr schöner Schnappschuss!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/0/02/Grosser_Eisberg.jpg" width="100%"></th></tr>
 
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/1/1b/Profilbild1.png/180px-Profilbild1.png", "Anna Nass", "Dieses Foto eines Eisbergs ist einfach nur herausragend!", datum(4), 10, 16))
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
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<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Habt ihr schon mal einen Berg bestiegen?</th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Habt ihr schon mal einen Berg bestiegen?</th></tr>
 
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/c/c2/Profilbild12.png/180px-Profilbild12.png", "Lustiger Typ", "Was kommen denn da für Kinder raus?", datum(4), 10, 16))
 
document.write(kommentar("/thumb/d/dc/Profilbild5.png/180px-Profilbild5.png", "Mika Do", "@Lustiger Typ: Alter, nein! Einfach nur nein!", datum(4), 10, 16))
 
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/4/49/Profilbild19.png/180px-Profilbild19.png", "Berk Staiger", "Ich bin gerade dabei, auf einen Berg zu klettern.", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("/thumb/d/dc/Profilbild5.png/180px-Profilbild5.png", "Mika Do", "@Thomas: Bist du sicher?", datum(4), 10, 16))
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/d/dc/Profilbild5.png/180px-Profilbild5.png", "Mika Do", "@Berk: Bist du sicher?", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("/thumb/c/c2/Profilbild12.png/180px-Profilbild12.png", "Thomas Mayr", "@Mika: Glaubst du mir etwa nicht?!", datum(4), 10, 16))
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/4/49/Profilbild19.png/180px-Profilbild19.png", "Berk Staiger", "@Mika: Glaubst du mir etwa nicht?!", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("/thumb/d/dc/Profilbild5.png/180px-Profilbild5.png", "Mika Do", "@Thomas: Nein, ich wollte wissen, ob du mit einem Seil gesichert bist.", datum(4), 10, 16))
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/d/dc/Profilbild5.png/180px-Profilbild5.png", "Mika Do", "@Berk: Nein, ich wollte wissen, ob du mit einem Seil gesichert bist.", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("/thumb/c/c2/Profilbild12.png/180px-Profilbild12.png", "Thomas Mayr", "@Mika: Natürlich bin ich gesichert, was glau", datum(4), 10, 16))
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document.write(kommentar("/thumb/4/49/Profilbild19.png/180px-Profilbild19.png", "Berk Staiger", "@Mika: Natürlich bin ich gesichert, was glau", datum(4), 10, 16))
 
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Coca Cola
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<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Das neue Brausepulver mit Cola-Geschmack!Jetzt nur für kurze Zeit!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
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document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "@Coca Cola: Wusste gar nicht, dass Coca Cola so aufbrausend ist.", datum(4), 10, 16))
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document.write(kommentar("", "Person 2", "@Person 1: Cola ist eigentlich nur aufbrausend, wenn man Mentos in die Flasche gibt.", datum(4), 10, 16))
 +
</script>
 +
</table>
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
<div id="se11" style="display:none;">
 
<div id="se11" style="display:none;">
 
FC Bayern
 
FC Bayern
<span id="se11end"></span>
 
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
<div id="se12" style="display:none;">
 
<div id="se12" style="display:none;">
<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png" style="width: 100%; position: relative; index: 1;"><div id="c">Chuck-Norris-Sprüche</div>
+
<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">Chuck-Norris-Sprüche</div>
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png" style="width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;">
+
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png">
 
<table id="se12t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
 
<table id="se12t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
+
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wart ihr schon mal Fallschirmspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wart ihr schon mal Fallschirmspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
<script type="text/javascript">
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</script>
 
</script>
 
</table>
 
</table>
<table id="se12t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
+
<table style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
+
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wie steht ihr zu <a href="http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Klippensuizidieren" title="Klippensuizidieren">Klippenspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
+
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wie steht ihr zu <a href="http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi?title=Klippensuizidieren&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Klippensuizidieren">Klippenspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "War ich noch nie! :(", datum(4), 10, 16))
 
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "War ich noch nie! :(", datum(4), 10, 16))
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</script>
 
</script>
 
</table>
 
</table>
<span id="se12end"></span>
 
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
<div id="se13" style="display:none;">
 
<div id="se13" style="display:none;">
<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png" style="width: 100%; position: relative; index: 1;"><div id="c">Chuck-Norris-Sprüche</div>
+
<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">Moderne Technik</div>
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png" style="width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;">
+
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/f/fe/Chuck-Norris.png">
<table id="se12t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
+
<table id="se13t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
+
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wart ihr schon mal Fallschirmspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
 
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wart ihr schon mal Fallschirmspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
<script type="text/javascript">
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</script>
 
</script>
 
</table>
 
</table>
<table id="se13t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
+
</div>
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" style="width: 5%; float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
+
<div id="se14" style="display:none;">
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Wie steht ihr zu <a href="http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Klippensuizidieren" title="Klippensuizidieren">Klippenspringen?<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3f/Fallschirmspringen.jpg" width="200"></th></tr>
+
<img id="bg" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/7/71/Bergpanorama.png"><div id="c">David Guetta</div>
 +
<img id="pb" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/9/9d/David_Guetta_Logo.gif">
 +
<table id="se14t" style="margin-bottom: 30px; width: 100%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888; font-family: Arial;">
 +
<tr width="100%"><th style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d1/Death_Valley.png" width="50" height="50" style="float: left; margin: 3px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><span id="post">Schöne Landschaften<br /><span style="font-size: 13px;">20. Juni</font></span></th></tr>
 +
<tr><th style="text-align: left; font-family: Calibri;">Abgehen!<br /><img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/3/3e/Guetta_Hands_in_the_Air.jpg" width="500"></th></tr>
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
<script type="text/javascript">
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "War ich noch nie! :(", datum(4), 10, 16))
+
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "ROFL, der sieht aus wie ein Komponist! Was'n Opfer! XD", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 2", "@Person 1: Ach, sei doch nicht so geknickt!", datum(4), 10, 16))
+
document.write(kommentar("", "Ghetto Braut", "@Person 1: Schnauze, David gibt den Ton im Ghetto an!", datum(4), 10, 16))
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 2", "@Person 2: Was faselst du da? Nur Strohhalme sind geknickt!", datum(4), 10, 16))
+
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "@Ghetto Braut: Was muckst du hier auf? Willst du etwa eine dicke Lippe riskieren?", datum(4), 10, 16))
 +
document.write(kommentar("", "Ghetto Braut", "@Person 1: Ja, will ich, dann würde ich mir die Kosten für die Lippenvergrößerung sparen!", datum(4), 10, 16))
 +
document.write(kommentar("", "Kroos Vater", "Es ist echt erschütternd, wie ihr Jugendlichen miteinander redet.", datum(4), 10, 16))
 +
document.write(kommentar("", "Person 1", "@Kroos: Fresse, Opa! Achterbahnen sind das Einzige, was erschütternd ist!", datum(4), 10, 16))
 
</script>
 
</script>
 
</table>
 
</table>
<span id="se13end"></span>
 
 
</div>
 
</div>
  
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<div id="werbung" style="display:none;">
 
<div id="werbung" style="display:none;">
 
<table>
 
<table>
<div style="box-shadow: 5px 5px 10px #222222; background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, #ACEA8F 0%, #5FCE2F 50%, #4BA826 100%); background: -moz-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); background: -o-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); background: -ms-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); font-size: 20px; font-family: Calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; padding: 10px; margin: 3px; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 4px; -moz-border-radius-: 4px; border-radius: 4px;">
+
<div id="fruchtwerbung">
 
Probieren Sie jetzt die neue Energie-Diät mit frischen Früchten aus Tschernobyl!
 
Probieren Sie jetzt die neue Energie-Diät mit frischen Früchten aus Tschernobyl!
<img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/e/e0/Obstkorb.jpg/800px-Obstkorb.jpg" width="100%" background="white">
+
<img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/e/e0/Obstkorb.jpg/800px-Obstkorb.jpg" width="100%" onload="$('#werbung').height($('#werbungend').offset().top-50);">
 
Diese wird Ihnen mit Sicherheit eine bessere Ausstrahlung verleihen!
 
Diese wird Ihnen mit Sicherheit eine bessere Ausstrahlung verleihen!
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
</table>
 
</table>
 
<table>
 
<table>
<div style="box-shadow: 5px 5px 10px #222222; background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, #E5958E 0%, #CC3C2E 50%, #A33127 100%); background: -moz-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); background: -o-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); background: -ms-linear-gradient(top, #FFFFFF, #D3F2FF); font-size: 20px; font-family: Calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; padding: 10px; margin: 3px; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 4px; -moz-border-radius-: 4px; border-radius: 4px;">
+
<div id="ofenwerbung">
 
Sie haben es satt, Ihre Brötchen mit anderen zu teilen? Dann holen Sie sich jetzt den iGenbrötler von Apple!
 
Sie haben es satt, Ihre Brötchen mit anderen zu teilen? Dann holen Sie sich jetzt den iGenbrötler von Apple!
<img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/6/6a/Back-Ofen.jpg/1024px-Back-Ofen.jpg" width="100%" background="white">
+
<img src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/6/6a/Back-Ofen.jpg/1024px-Back-Ofen.jpg" width="100%" onload="$('#werbung').height($('#werbungend').offset().top-50);">
 
Der kriegt alles gebacken!
 
Der kriegt alles gebacken!
 
</div>
 
</div>
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<span id="auff" style="position: absolute;">Noch nicht blau genug? Dann meld' dich jetzt an!</span>
 
<span id="auff" style="position: absolute;">Noch nicht blau genug? Dann meld' dich jetzt an!</span>
 
<div style="position: absolute; text-align: center;">
 
<div style="position: absolute; text-align: center;">
<br /><br /><a href="http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Netz" title="Netz"><img style="text-align: center;" id="spinne" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/f/f1/Spinnennetz.jpg/800px-Spinnennetz.jpg"></a>
+
<br /><br /><a href="http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi?title=Netz&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Netz"><img style="text-align: center;" id="spinne" src="http://www.stupidedia.org/images/thumb/f/f1/Spinnennetz.jpg/800px-Spinnennetz.jpg"></a>
 
<br /><span style="font-family: comic sans ms; font-size: 13px;">Die Vernetzung schreitet immer weiter voran <br />(ähnlich wie bei einer Spinnenplage)</span>
 
<br /><span style="font-family: comic sans ms; font-size: 13px;">Die Vernetzung schreitet immer weiter voran <br />(ähnlich wie bei einer Spinnenplage)</span>
 
</div>
 
</div>
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Vorname und Nachname:&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="name1" maxlength=15 size=30%>&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="name2" maxlength=15 size=30%>&nbsp;<span style="font-size:10px;">Wir wissen dank der NSA deinen Namen schon, allerdings wollen wir prüfen, ob du ein Lügner bist.</span>
 
Vorname und Nachname:&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="name1" maxlength=15 size=30%>&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="name2" maxlength=15 size=30%>&nbsp;<span style="font-size:10px;">Wir wissen dank der NSA deinen Namen schon, allerdings wollen wir prüfen, ob du ein Lügner bist.</span>
 
<br />Koordinaten deines Wohnortes:&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="koor" maxlength=15 size=40%>
 
<br />Koordinaten deines Wohnortes:&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="koor" maxlength=15 size=40%>
<br />Passwort:&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="pa1" maxlength=15 size=30%><span style="font-size: 10px;">Dein Passwort wird veröffentlicht, damit du im Falle des Vergessens jemanden danach fragen kannst.</span>
+
<br />Passwort:&nbsp;<input type=password value="" id="pa1" maxlength=15 size=30%><span style="font-size: 10px;">Dein Passwort wird veröffentlicht, damit du im Falle des Vergessens jemanden danach fragen kannst.</span>
<br />Passwort wiederholen (nicht kopieren):&nbsp;<input type=text value="" id="pa2" maxlength=15 size=45%>
+
<br />Passwort wiederholen (nicht kopieren):&nbsp;<input type=password value="" id="pa2" maxlength=15 size=45%>
 
<br />Geburtsdatum:&nbsp;<select id="tag" style="width:50px;" onchange=""></select>&nbsp;
 
<br />Geburtsdatum:&nbsp;<select id="tag" style="width:50px;" onchange=""></select>&nbsp;
 
<select id="mon" style="width:50px;" onchange=""></select>&nbsp;
 
<select id="mon" style="width:50px;" onchange=""></select>&nbsp;
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</div>
 
</div>
  
</div>                                    <!--ich werde diesen Grund jetzt nicht anführen (Hitler), iGenbrötler, iDechse, geschwollen (Mückenstich), geknickt (Strohhalm)-->
+
</div>
  
 
</div>
 
</div>
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<script type="text/javascript">
 
<script type="text/javascript">
 
$(document).ready(function(){
 
$(document).ready(function(){
// #### Für die Stupi ####
+
/* #### Für die Stupi #### *//*
/*
+
$('body').html($('#bodyContent > #mw-content-text').html());
var variable1 = $('#content').offset().left;
+
/* #### Für die Stupi Ende #### */
var variable2 = $('#bodyContent > #mw-content-text').offset().left;
+
$('html').css('visibility','visible');
$('#content').css("left","-"+variable1+"px");
 
$('#bodyContent > #mw-content-text').css("left","-"+variable2+"px");
 
*/
 
// #### Für die Stupi Ende ####
 
 
var lacheck = [];
 
var lacheck = [];
var secheck = [];
 
 
var seende = [];
 
var seende = [];
 
var laende = [];
 
var laende = [];
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var te = [];
 
var te = [];
 
var e = "";
 
var e = "";
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var ke = "";
 
var se = "";
 
var se = "";
 
var sec = "";
 
var sec = "";
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se=se+"#se"+i+",";
 
se=se+"#se"+i+",";
 
e=e+"#e"+i+",";
 
e=e+"#e"+i+",";
 +
ke=ke+"#ke"+i+",";
 
sec=sec+"#se"+i+" #c,";
 
sec=sec+"#se"+i+" #c,";
 
}else{
 
}else{
 
se=se+"#se"+i;
 
se=se+"#se"+i;
 
e=e+"#e"+i;
 
e=e+"#e"+i;
 +
ke=ke+"#ke"+i;
 
sec=sec+"#se"+i+" #c";
 
sec=sec+"#se"+i+" #c";
 
}
 
}
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$(sec).css({"position":"absolute","top":"170px","left":"28%","color":"white","font-weight":"bold","font-family":"Arial","font-size":"30px","text-shadow":"3px 3px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5)"});
 
$(sec).css({"position":"absolute","top":"170px","left":"28%","color":"white","font-weight":"bold","font-family":"Arial","font-size":"30px","text-shadow":"3px 3px 5px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5)"});
 
$(e).css({"font-size":"12px","cursor":"pointer","color":"blue"});
 
$(e).css({"font-size":"12px","cursor":"pointer","color":"blue"});
 +
$(ke).css({"-webkit-transition":"-webkit-box-shadow 0.5s linear","-moz-transition":"-moz-box-shadow 0.5s linear","transition":"box-shadow 0.5s linear","-webkit-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)","-moz-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)","box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)"});
 
$("<br /><input type=button name='false' value='Ist mir egal' onclick=if(this.name==='false'){$(this).val('Ist&nbsp;mir&nbsp;nicht&nbsp;mehr&nbsp;egal');this.name='true';}else{$(this).val('Ist&nbsp;mir&nbsp;doch&nbsp;wieder&nbsp;egal');this.name='false';} />").appendTo("#la5 th");
 
$("<br /><input type=button name='false' value='Ist mir egal' onclick=if(this.name==='false'){$(this).val('Ist&nbsp;mir&nbsp;nicht&nbsp;mehr&nbsp;egal');this.name='true';}else{$(this).val('Ist&nbsp;mir&nbsp;doch&nbsp;wieder&nbsp;egal');this.name='false';} />").appendTo("#la5 th");
 
$("#leiste,#la1,#la2,#la3,#la4,#la5,#werbung,"+se).css({"top":($("#line").height()+2*$("#header").offset().top)+"px","margin-top":"1em"});
 
$("#leiste,#la1,#la2,#la3,#la4,#la5,#werbung,"+se).css({"top":($("#line").height()+2*$("#header").offset().top)+"px","margin-top":"1em"});
$("#la1,#la2,#la3,#la4,#la5,#werbung,"+se).css({"left":($("#leiste").width()+30)+"px","width":(screen.width/2)+"px","padding":"5px","bottom":"0px","border-style":"solid","border-width":"1px","position":"absolute","background":"#FFFFFF","box-shadow":"0px 0px 5px #444444 inset"});
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$("#la1,#la2,#la3,#la4,#la5,#werbung,"+se).css({"left":($("#leiste").width()+30)+"px","width":(screen.width/2)+"px","padding":"5px","border-style":"solid","border-width":"1px","position":"absolute","background":"#FFFFFF","-webkit-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 5px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1)","-moz-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 5px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1)","box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 5px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1)"});
 
//$("#werbung").css({"width":(screen.width-$("#werbung").offset().left)+"px"});
 
//$("#werbung").css({"width":(screen.width-$("#werbung").offset().left)+"px"});
 
$("#s").css({"width":weite+"px"});
 
$("#s").css({"width":weite+"px"});
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   }
 
   }
 
   }
 
   }
 +
 +
  /*$("#bg,#pb").load(function(){
 +
 
 +
  });*/
  
 
   $(e).bind("click",function(){
 
   $(e).bind("click",function(){
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   $("#a5").css("font-weight","normal");
 
   $("#a5").css("font-weight","normal");
 
   $("#s"+$(this).attr('ID')).show();
 
   $("#s"+$(this).attr('ID')).show();
   if(!secheck[$(this).attr('ID')]){ //Damit das Fenster nicht immer wieder neu verschoben wird
+
   $("#s"+$(this).attr('ID')+"t").css({"margin-top":(($("#pb").offset().top+$("#pb").height())-($("#bg").offset().top+$("#bg").height())+50)+"px"});
  for(var i=1; i<=12; i++){
 
  seende["e"+i] = $("#se"+i+"end").offset().top;
 
 
   }
 
   }
   $("#s"+$(this).attr('ID')+"t").css({"margin-top":(($("#pb").offset().top+$("#pb").height())-($("#bg").offset().top+$("#bg").height())+50)+"px"});
+
  });
   $("#s"+$(this).attr('ID')).height(seende[$(this).attr('ID')]-50);
+
 
  secheck[$(this).attr('ID')]=true;}
+
  $(e).bind("mouseout",function(){
 +
  if(!linkdisabled){
 +
   $("#k"+$(this).attr('ID')).css({"-webkit-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)","-moz-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)","box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1)"});
 +
  }
 +
  });
 +
 
 +
  $(e).bind("mouseover",function(){
 +
  if(!linkdisabled){
 +
   $("#k"+$(this).attr('ID')).css({"-webkit-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1), 0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)","-moz-box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1), 0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)","box-shadow":"inset 0px 0px 20px 0px rgba(100, 100, 100, 1), 0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)"});
 
   }
 
   }
 
   });
 
   });
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     $(button).click(function(){
 
     $(button).click(function(){
 
     if(!like[$(this).attr('ID')]||like[$(this).attr('ID')]===false){
 
     if(!like[$(this).attr('ID')]||like[$(this).attr('ID')]===false){
     $("#"+$(this).attr('ID')).html("Ist mir nicht mehr egal"); //<img src='http://www.stupidedia.org/images/1/13/Facebook_like_thumb.png'> style='-moz-transform: rotate(-90deg);-ms-transform: rotate(-90deg);-o-transform: rotate(-90deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(-90deg);'
+
     $("#"+$(this).attr('ID')).html("Ist mir nicht mehr egal");
 
     $("#like"+$(this).attr('ID')).html("<img src='http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d0/Anhalter-Daumen.png'> Dir und " + likes[$(this).attr('ID')] + " weiteren Personen ist das egal.");
 
     $("#like"+$(this).attr('ID')).html("<img src='http://www.stupidedia.org/images/d/d0/Anhalter-Daumen.png'> Dir und " + likes[$(this).attr('ID')] + " weiteren Personen ist das egal.");
 
     like[$(this).attr('ID')] = true;
 
     like[$(this).attr('ID')] = true;
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     }
 
     }
 
     });
 
     });
 
+
   
     $("#anschlag,#anschlagb").click(function(){
+
     $("#anschlag,#anschlagb,#rücksetz,#rücksetzb,#afb,#gnb,#fr,#passwordb,#anoc,#no").click(function(){   //Alle Meldungen
     if($(this).attr('ID')==="anschlag"){meldung(true,"#dialog10");}
+
     switch($(this).attr('ID')){
     else{meldung(false,"#dialog10");}
+
    case 'anschlag': meldung(true,"#dialog10"); break;
     });
+
     case 'anschlagb': meldung(false,"#dialog10"); break;
 
+
     case 'rücksetz': meldung(true,"#dialog9"); break;
     $("#rücksetz,#rücksetzb").click(function(){
+
     case 'rücksetzb': meldung(false,"#dialog9"); break;
     if($(this).attr('ID')==="rücksetz"){meldung(true,"#dialog9");}
+
    case 'afb': meldung(false,'#dialog4'); meldung(true,'#dialog5'); break;
     else{meldung(false,"#dialog9");}
+
     case 'gnb': meldung(false,'#dialog5'); meldung(true,'#dialog6'); break;
 +
    case 'fr': meldung(true,'#dialog4'); break;
 +
    case 'passwordb': meldung(false,'#dialog11'); break;
 +
    case 'anoc': meldung(false,'#dialog3'); break;
 +
     case 'no': meldung(false,'#dialog'); meldung(true,'#dialog2'); break;
 +
    }
 
     });
 
     });
  
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     }
 
     }
 
     }
 
     }
 
    $("#afb").click(function(){
 
    meldung(false,'#dialog4');
 
    meldung(true,'#dialog5');
 
    });
 
 
    $("#gnb").click(function(){
 
    meldung(false,'#dialog5');
 
    meldung(true,'#dialog6');
 
    });
 
 
    $("#fr").click(function(){
 
    meldung(true,'#dialog4');
 
    });
 
  
 
     $("#register").click(function(){                    //Registrier-Button
 
     $("#register").click(function(){                    //Registrier-Button
     if($("#name1").val()!=="" && $("#name2").val()!=="" &&  $("#koor").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa1").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa2").val()!==""){
+
     if($("#name1").val()!=="" && $("#name2").val()!=="" &&  $("#koor").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa1").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa2").val()!=="" && $("#pa1").val()===$("#pa2").val()){
 
     $(this).val("Deine persönlichen Daten \nwerden an die NSA weitergeleitet ...");
 
     $(this).val("Deine persönlichen Daten \nwerden an die NSA weitergeleitet ...");
 
     $("input:lang(s),select:lang(s)").attr("disabled", "disabled");
 
     $("input:lang(s),select:lang(s)").attr("disabled", "disabled");
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     meldung(true,'#dialog');
 
     meldung(true,'#dialog');
 
     },1000);
 
     },1000);
 +
    }else if($("#name1").val()!=="" && $("#name2").val()!=="" &&  $("#koor").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa1").val()!=="" &&  $("#pa2").val()!==""){
 +
    meldung(true,'#dialog11');
 
     }else{
 
     }else{
 
     meldung(true,'#dialog3');
 
     meldung(true,'#dialog3');
 
     }
 
     }
    });
 
 
    $("#anoc").click(function(){
 
    meldung(false,'#dialog3');
 
 
     });
 
     });
  
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     $("#la1").height($("#la1end").offset().top-50);
 
     $("#la1").height($("#la1end").offset().top-50);
 
     $("#a1").css("font-weight","bold");
 
     $("#a1").css("font-weight","bold");
    });
 
 
    $("#no").click(function(){
 
    meldung(false,'#dialog');
 
    meldung(true,'#dialog2');
 
 
     });
 
     });
  
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     break;
 
     break;
 
     case "Ich will richtig Gas geben":
 
     case "Ich will richtig Gas geben":
     $("#ps2").html("<br /><a href='http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Hitlergruß' title='Hitlergruß'>Adolf Hitler lässt grüßen</a>");
+
     $("#ps2").html("<br /><a href='http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi?title=Hitlergruß&action=edit&redlink=1' title='Hitlergruß'>Adolf Hitler lässt grüßen</a>");
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
     }
 
     }
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padding: 10px;
 
padding: 10px;
 
z-index: -1;
 
z-index: -1;
 +
}
 +
#fruchtwerbung{
 +
-webkit-box-shadow: 5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
-moz-box-shadow:    5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
box-shadow:        5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
background: #acea8f; /* Old browsers */
 +
background: -moz-linear-gradient(top,  #acea8f 0%, #5fce2f 50%, #4ba826 100%); /* FF3.6+ */
 +
background: -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, left bottom, color-stop(0%,#acea8f), color-stop(50%,#5fce2f), color-stop(100%,#4ba826)); /* Chrome,Safari4+ */
 +
background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top,  #acea8f 0%,#5fce2f 50%,#4ba826 100%); /* Chrome10+,Safari5.1+ */
 +
background: -o-linear-gradient(top,  #acea8f 0%,#5fce2f 50%,#4ba826 100%); /* Opera 11.10+ */
 +
background: -ms-linear-gradient(top,  #acea8f 0%,#5fce2f 50%,#4ba826 100%); /* IE10+ */
 +
background: linear-gradient(to bottom,  #acea8f 0%,#5fce2f 50%,#4ba826 100%); /* W3C */
 +
filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient( startColorstr='#acea8f', endColorstr='#4ba826',GradientType=0 ); /* IE6-9 */
 +
font-size: 20px; font-family: Calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; padding: 10px; margin: 3px; border-width: 1px;
 +
border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 4px; -moz-border-radius-: 4px; border-radius: 4px;
 +
}
 +
#ofenwerbung{
 +
-webkit-box-shadow: 5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
-moz-box-shadow:    5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
box-shadow:        5px 5px 10px 0px rgba(34, 34, 34, 1);
 +
background: #e5958e; /* Old browsers */
 +
background: -moz-linear-gradient(top,  #e5958e 0%, #cc3c2e 50%, #a33127 100%); /* FF3.6+ */
 +
background: -webkit-gradient(linear, left top, left bottom, color-stop(0%,#e5958e), color-stop(50%,#cc3c2e), color-stop(100%,#a33127)); /* Chrome,Safari4+ */
 +
background: -webkit-linear-gradient(top,  #e5958e 0%,#cc3c2e 50%,#a33127 100%); /* Chrome10+,Safari5.1+ */
 +
background: -o-linear-gradient(top,  #e5958e 0%,#cc3c2e 50%,#a33127 100%); /* Opera 11.10+ */
 +
background: -ms-linear-gradient(top,  #e5958e 0%,#cc3c2e 50%,#a33127 100%); /* IE10+ */
 +
background: linear-gradient(to bottom,  #e5958e 0%,#cc3c2e 50%,#a33127 100%); /* W3C */
 +
filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient( startColorstr='#e5958e', endColorstr='#a33127',GradientType=0 ); /* IE6-9 */
 +
font-size: 20px; font-family: Calibri; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; padding: 10px; margin: 3px; border-width: 1px;
 +
border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 4px; -moz-border-radius-: 4px; border-radius: 4px;
 
}
 
}
 
#line{
 
#line{
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}
 
}
 
#stupi{
 
#stupi{
position: relative; transition: left 1.0s ease; box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px #000000;
+
width: 10%;
 +
position: relative; transition: left 1.0s ease;
 +
-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 +
-moz-box-shadow:    0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 +
box-shadow:         0px 0px 15px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 
border-style: solid; border-width: 2px; border-color: black; background: #883322; margin: 5px; padding: 2px;
 
border-style: solid; border-width: 2px; border-color: black; background: #883322; margin: 5px; padding: 2px;
 
-webkit-border-radius: 3px; -moz-border-radius-: 3px; border-radius: 3px;
 
-webkit-border-radius: 3px; -moz-border-radius-: 3px; border-radius: 3px;
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}
 
}
 
#la5 th{
 
#la5 th{
border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; width: 20%; height: 20%; border-color: #888888; box-shadow: 2px 2px 10px #444444;
+
border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; width: 20%; height: 20%; border-color: #888888;
 +
/*-webkit-box-shadow: inset 2px 2px 10px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1);
 +
-moz-box-shadow:    inset 2px 2px 10px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1);
 +
box-shadow:         inset 2px 2px 10px 0px rgba(68, 68, 68, 1); */
 
}
 
}
 
#schlagzeilen th{
 
#schlagzeilen th{
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     position: fixed;
 
     position: fixed;
 
     z-index: 101;
 
     z-index: 101;
     box-shadow: 0px 0px 25px #000000;
+
     -webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 25px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 +
    -moz-box-shadow:    0px 0px 25px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 +
    box-shadow:        0px 0px 25px 0px rgba(0, 0, 0, 1);
 
     border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius-: 10px; border-radius: 10px;
 
     border-style: solid; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius-: 10px; border-radius: 10px;
 
     border-width: 2px;
 
     border-width: 2px;
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background: linear-gradient(to bottom,  #d2e8c7 0%,#7cc63b 50%,#5f9b00 51%,#79c400 75%,#5f9b00 100%); /* W3C */
 
background: linear-gradient(to bottom,  #d2e8c7 0%,#7cc63b 50%,#5f9b00 51%,#79c400 75%,#5f9b00 100%); /* W3C */
 
filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient( startColorstr='#d2e8c7', endColorstr='#5f9b00',GradientType=0 ); /* IE6-9 */
 
filter: progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient( startColorstr='#d2e8c7', endColorstr='#5f9b00',GradientType=0 ); /* IE6-9 */
border-top-left-radius: 8px; border-top-right-radius: 8px; padding: 4px;
+
-webkit-border-top-left-radius: 8px;
 +
-webkit-border-top-right-radius: 8px;
 +
-moz-border-radius-topleft: 8px;
 +
-moz-border-radius-topright: 8px;
 +
border-top-left-radius: 8px;
 +
border-top-right-radius: 8px;
 +
padding: 4px;
 
font-weight: bold;
 
font-weight: bold;
 
font-family: Trebuchet MS;
 
font-family: Trebuchet MS;
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font-family: Trebuchet MS;
 
font-family: Trebuchet MS;
 
}
 
}
#firstHeading,#bodyContent > div,#mw-navigation,#footer,#socialshareprivacy{
+
html{
  display: none;
+
background: #cccccc;
 
}
 
}
 
.stupidawards{
 
.stupidawards{
  display: none !important;
+
display: none !important;
 
}
 
}
#bodyContent > #mw-content-text{
+
#bg{
  display: block;
+
width: 100%; position: relative; index: 1;
 
}
 
}
#content{
+
#pb{
  position: absolute;
+
background: #FFFFFF; width: 25%; position: absolute; left: 2%; top: 100px; index: 2; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; border-color: #888888;
  top: 0px;
 
  width: 100%;
 
}
 
html{
 
background: #cccccc;
 
 
}
 
}
 
</style>
 
</style>
 
</html>
 
</html>

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Nimm keine eigenmächtigen Änderungen vor, bis dieser Baustein vom Autor entfernt wurde.

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